Saturday, 29 September 2007

Legal Maths

Maths / Equations....

I am not condoning any of these crimes. Never will. Merely pointing out some inequalities

Michael Jackson: "legend" = innocent
Gary Glitter: "has-been" = guilty

Pete Townshend: "legend" = innocent
Chris Langham: "who? not so well known" = guilty

Phil Spector: "legend" = oops, mis-trail.


Also, Pete "Kiddie Porn Downloading, Arrogant Twat" Townshend claimed to be downloading and hoarding child pornography for research for a book he was working on. Where is this book? Or project? Surely it can't have been The Who's Wire and Glass... you need to look at naked children now to make a shit album??

Langham claimed to also be downloading the stuff for researching an upcoming character. Nobody else knew about the character. Oh dear. Actually, you didn't write "My Generation," oh dear Chris. Nor do you spin your arm around like a twat pretending to be a windmill, big oops Mr Langham. Jail for him though.

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